Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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