well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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