Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
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He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
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Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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