can we get nightvision for the apartment?
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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