I can tuck mytits in my pants
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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