i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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