In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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