the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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