I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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