You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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