If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
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Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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