Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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