we're blogging at a bar
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
