just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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