Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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