I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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