Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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