My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
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I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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