Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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