READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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