I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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