why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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