I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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