why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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