Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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