Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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