U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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