He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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