So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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