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As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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