If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
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She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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