Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Randomize
