you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
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