and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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