Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
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MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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