Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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