Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I am naked and annoyed.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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