I wish i was in the wii world.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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