Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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