my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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