Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Randomize
