He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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