Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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