escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
soo... how was my night?
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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