i think my tv is drunk
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Randomize