How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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