If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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