Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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