so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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