Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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