do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
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...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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