I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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