I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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