New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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