quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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