plz talk dirty to me
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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