wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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