hotel room ftw
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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