I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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