She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
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