butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Everything about him screamed your future.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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